First Train

[booyaka]

Heeeeeellooooooo?

[There is one very lost Selphie roaming the decks looking utterly perplexed about where she is and how the heck she got here.]

Maybe I took a wrong turn out of Time Compression at the krazy kooky sorceress.

Umm... [Poking her head around a door.] Nope...

Squall? Irvy? Quisty? [Peeeeeeeering around. Still no idea.] Rinoa? Zell?

[Whoa whoa! Wait. What is that robot following her?]

Heeeeeeeeeey!! Who do you belong to?

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[booyaka]

[Okay so GF usage has punched some pretty big holes in Selphie's memory, but none of this adds up. Whips are Quisty's thing and she can't even begin to fathom that someone she grew up with wouldn't like her.]

I think you've got the wrong girl.

[And you're being a creeper. The only thing she'd want to play with you involves a blunt object over the head to keep you away. She's violent like that.]

[halfdarkened]

[Ah, the Shadoverse.]

No, I think I very much have the right girl~

[Yes, yes he is.]

[booyaka]

[Boy she's hoping you're not always like this...]

Uhhhh-huh. Okay well it was nice talking to you, but I gotta find my friends.

Maybe we can find you some cake later to perk you right up and get some deets that you think I'm missing.

[halfdarkened]

[She hopes right, he's not.]

What's the rush~?

And no thanks, I can't eat that stuff.

[booyaka]

YOU CAN'T EAT CAKE!?

[What kind of freak world do you come from? That's horrible!!]

[halfdarkened]

Not if I want to stay thin I can't. (Who cares?)

[...Holy crap kid, you're anorexic. No, seriously, if he isn't, he's close. His ribs can be seen though his exposed pecs.]

[booyaka]

[Yeah she can see that scrawny almost starved looking thing you've got going.]

You look like a toothpick already.

[halfdarkened]

...Flattery will get you nowhere~