20 Cupcakes: The Musical!

[sailorlaughter]

[You know that old intercom system Deep 13 has? There's a typical low screech as it starts up, followed by a few muffled taps.]

Is this thingy working? Oooh, it is!

HellOOOOOOOOOO, Deep 13~! This is DJ Pinkie Pie here, on the late late late show! Now I noticed that a lot of people have been feeling awfully grumpy and mean ever since we got here! Luckily, DJ Pie knows the super-special secret Ponyville cure for sad faces everywhere! So get your little confuzzled heads ready to be cheered up!

[And then...it starts. You cannot run. You cannot hide.]

Comments

[optimistickey]

Would you shut off that wretched racket already?!

[sailorlaughter]

I dunno! Are you smiling yet?

[optimistickey]

Oh, like this? [He throws a big false grin at her, then drops it back down into anger.] NO.

[sailorlaughter]

No, silly! Like THIS!

Do you want Auntie Pinkie to come down and help you? I'm a real great Smile Tutor!

[optimistickey]

You come down here and I'm sure I'll find something to smile about soon enough.

[sailorlaughter]

Sorry! I've got a radio show to finish! Pinkie Pie's queuing up alllllllll your favorite hits! Here's one I think you'll like, Sora!

[wefallinsilence]

I fail to see how this is meant to help.

[sailorlaughter]

See, if all the grumpy people get happy, then they won't be mean anymore! And then we can all figure out how to fix the dimension thingy together!

[wefallinsilence]

I rather doubt that will prove effective.

[sailorlaughter]

Well it's worth a shot! And if it doesn't work, we'll just try something else!

[wefallinsilence]

Will you, now?

[sailorlaughter]

You bet!

[thirteenth_brat]

[Roxas will just... be over here, face palming and wondering just how the hell that's supposed to help get them out of this dimension.]

[booyaka]

Heeeeeeeeey! That's a great song!!

[Selphie completely likes this approach 110%!]



((ooc: I kid you not, I was watching this episode when you posted this. XD))

[sailorlaughter]

Thanks...oh my gosh! You're new! You're new and I don't have any Deep 13 Welcome Cupcakes!

[booyaka]

Cupcakes?! Are they chocolate?

[Priorities. Selphie has them. Sort of.]

[sailorlaughter]

They can be! First I need to find the Deep 13 kitchen!

He has to thread jack here XD

[thirteenth_brat]

Uh, Pinkie, I don't think this place even has a kitchen...

[Honestly, he's been looking for it himself.]

[sailorlaughter]

...no KITCHEN?!

[booyaka]

Whoohoo!! They're my second favorite kind of cake.

Oh, right right! I'm Selphie!

[Watch out, Pinkie. Selphie's zoning in for new friends already.]

[halfdarkened]

[He cannot run. He cannot hide. But he can turn up the VOLUME.]

[sailorlaughter]

WOOOOOOOOO! THANKS FOR JOINING IN, RIKU! THIS IS GREEEEEEEEEAT!!!

I LIKE THROWING PARTIES~
I LIKE THROWING PARTIES~
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

[She's not sure if that's actually the tune, but it's probably close enough. The screaming parts are fun!]

[halfdarkened]

[He just... Blinks. He shrugs and just leans back in his chair, enjoying the destruction of vocal cords.]

[sailorlaughter]

Hey! Hey! You know what else is a great song?

[And she starts singing again.]

Sad thing is I like this song?

[halfdarkened]

[He sighs and looks away. He changes the song as he looks off somewhere.]