itsjustamike: (Upset - Awwww crap)
Mike Nelson ([personal profile] itsjustamike) wrote in [community profile] itsjustcambot2012-12-02 03:12 pm

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Mike: Wooah! It looks like we’ve gone completely to another dimension!

Crow: At least that killer missile isn’t following us anymore

Tom: Wonder if those crazy mad scientists are still around!

Mike: The question is...where are we?

Gypsy: Rocket #9, get us some readings on the Earth below, pronto!

[Rocket #9 obliges. Everyone on the Satellite will be able to see images of earth...except things look very, very wrong. Most of the human skyscrapers and cities have been abandoned, and in their place are a bunch of more primitive-looking homes with very large doors. All of the humans are either roaming about in the fields, or holed up in cages. And walking around the homes and businesses are instead...dinosaurs! Or at least they look close to them. Mostly, they look like dinosaur-people.]

Mike: Holy smokes! This looks like Earth...except thousands of years in a dark and terrible future!

Crow: Or else a dark and terrible past!

Tom: Or maybe a dark and terrible alternate present!

[All of a sudden, the Hexfield screen fitzes, and something comes onscreen...it looks like a Utahraptor, wearing a pilot’s jacket and some shades.]

Captain Salt Lake: This is Captain Salt Lake of the Forrester Air Force Enforcer Corps! Just what are all you man-beasts doing up on that ship in space?!

[Want to find out about this rather dreary-looking future? Maybe you can get some answers by asking this strange guy...]
punsofiron: (handwave)

[personal profile] punsofiron 2012-12-05 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
Nothing important.

Listen, we kind of warped here through a dimensional rift. We'll just be on our way as soon as we can.

...also would you happen to know anyone named Rob Walker?
itsjustthenpcs: (Captain Salt Lake [Alternate Future])

[personal profile] itsjustthenpcs 2012-12-06 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
You'd better be on your way as soon as you can! Human's aren't allowed up in space! Or off of a leash, for that matter.

Oh, Rob? He's in accounting.
punsofiron: (*facepalm*)

[personal profile] punsofiron 2012-12-08 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
...

[She wasn't actually expecting an answer to that. Icon and keywords relevant.]

As kinky as that sounds, we're not interested, thank you.
itsjustthenpcs: (Captain Salt Lake [Alternate Future])

[personal profile] itsjustthenpcs 2012-12-09 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
It doesn't matter if you're interested or not! The fact of the matter is, humans are a degenerated, animalistic species, and can't be trusted roaming free!
punsofiron: ([Toon] >_>)

[personal profile] punsofiron 2012-12-10 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
...guess Mitt Romney won in your universe.
itsjustthenpcs: (Captain Salt Lake [Alternate Future])

[personal profile] itsjustthenpcs 2012-12-22 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
Who is this Mitt?

It's Emperor Forrester who's won the world!
punsofiron: (tf just happened?)

[personal profile] punsofiron 2012-12-22 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
You know, Mitt Romney! The jerkass who thinks airplane windows should open and--

...did you just say Emperor Forrester?!
itsjustthenpcs: (Captain Salt Lake [Alternate Future])

[personal profile] itsjustthenpcs 2012-12-22 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course! Who else would I be talking about?!
punsofiron: (not now universe I have a headache)

[personal profile] punsofiron 2012-12-25 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Ow. Just. Ow.]