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[youreallweirdos]

[Cambot focuses in on...a pair of legs? They look to be blue eagle legs, although animated in a style reminiscent more of Sam's kind when they were babies. Maybe it's because he's an adult, but Cambot can't see anything but his legs.]

Cambot. My face is up here, if you please.

[Cambot tries to comply, but just can't seem to manage to lift up past Sam's legs. Sam just groans, and continues on with what he was going to say anyway.]

Something MUST be done about these! This is certainly not funny!

[From above floats a colored piece of paper with the phrase EAGLE SEASON on it. And then another. Aaaand another.]

I keep trying to remove these dangerous and tacky notices, but there seem to be more underneath! This is most inappropriate!

[The fliers are looking to pile up now...]

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[thirteenth_brat]

[Roxas's information is a little sketchy, but doesn't an 'animal season' as it were refer to a period of the year where one is allowed to hunt said animal? And he's never heard of such a thing existing for eagles. They were often sacred or symbolic and he'd also never heard of anyone saying they were good eating.

He has seen the signs around, though. It just seems like a tasteless joke. There are others as well.]

You know, they're probably going to disappear by the end of the week like all the other weird stuff that appears here.

[youreallweirdos]

That doesn't change the fact that they are a nuisance right now!

[thirteenth_brat]

[Roxas should know better. He knows he should know better. But maybe, possibly, he was hoping saying something a little bit sensible would help.]

How many of those have you pulled off? They don't seem to be running out?

[youreallweirdos]

...I. Do not know. I lost count after a couple dozen.

[thirteenth_brat]

[It's not something Roxas has seen before, but he feels he wouldn't be surprised if that was a gag that appeared occasionally in cartoons.]

It's possible they're not going to run out.

[Headtilt. He has an idea, but he's not sure if it'll help any.]

Maybe try covering the sign?

[youreallweirdos]

That does not seem possible!

[On the other hand, that doesn't seem like a bad idea...]

Perhaps that would work out better. I'll be right back.

[The feet leave the screen...and when Sam finally returns, he's carrying a large American flag to stick over the posters.]

[thirteenth_brat]

No it doesn't. But this place seems to be doing a lot of stuff to us that doesn't seem possible.

[Guy sure is patriotic. Ah well. If covering the signs works to settle him down, so much the better.]

[youreallweirdos]

Indeed. That is quite a nuisance!

[He finishes hanging the flag, and looks a lot more satisfied. ...Or at least, his legs do.]

Much better.

[Sam starts to walk away...only for the camera to pan over and reveal there's ANOTHER 'Eagle Season' sign directly behind him.]

That. Was not there before.

[thirteenth_brat]

[Roxas... has the good sense to send his Cambot away before he starts laughing. It can't be helped. The whole situation would be a perfect cartoon, right down to timing.]