Hexfield Visitor

[dofifty_atthesametime]

[There's something coming in on the Hexfield viewscreen!]

[There's music too! And a strange looking man with long white hair in a red costume of some sort, standing in front of a bookshelf staring at a pumpkin. The place looks decorated for Halloween.]

And now, a Public Service Announcement from.... SNOWFLAME!!!

[Now that the intro is out of the way, Snowflame tosses the pumpkin to the side and looks at the screen.]

Snowflame has been told that it is almost Halloween. And as everyone knows, Halloween is the best holiday ever. Not counting Snowflame Day.

So today Snowflame will be answering your questions on how to get ready for Halloween!

And since the man in goggles set up the camera so Snowflame would leave him alone, you can ask your questions directly to Snowflame!

Comments

[verygassy]

...When's Snowflame Day?

[dofifty_atthesametime]

Snowflame Day is May 26! It is the day you must worship SNOWFLAME!!!

[punsofiron]

...

[Oh.

My.

God.

This face, Snowflame. Just. This face.]

[dofifty_atthesametime]

Iron Girl!

[Awesome, someone he knows/heard about/remembers/oh god just Run Liz.]

Do you have questions to ask SNOWFLAME!

[punsofiron]

Nothing besides "what are you on?" but I think I already know.

[dofifty_atthesametime]

Snowflame is always on cocaine!

[Oh yeah, you were right.]

Snowflame is helping with the holidays.

[cleverkit]

Halloween? What's that?

[And add yet another inadvertent cause for trouble to Kit's tab. Not like she can help being from another planet, though...]

[dofifty_atthesametime]

You do not know what Halloween is!!! Do not worry orange hair, Snowflame will tell you all about it!

[Composes himself. Kinda.]

Halloween is a holiday where you make everything in your house look scary and creepy!

[Points to the decorated bookshelves behind him.]

Like the Comic Kid did. Then you dress up as something awesome or terrifying. Or terrifyingly awesome. Snowflame recommends going out dressed as SNOWFLAME!!!

And then, you pass out candy to small children! This year Snowflame will pass out Snowflame's special pixie stixs!

[Pulls over a basket with some coloured straws in it.]

Would you like one!

[cleverkit]

[Wilykit isn't entirely sure how to respond to this strange, strange man, but she can't deny that this Halloween thing sounds kinda fun. Maybe she should ask Pinkie Pie if she could help put together a little spooky fun for the folks on the satellite!]

Sure, if you can figure out how to send it over here! Thank you!

[Oh, lord. Young lady, you know better than to take candy from strangers! Somebody please stop her before we end up with a Very Special Episode on our hands...]

[dofifty_atthesametime]

I will ask the Goggles Man if he knows how!

[Don't worry, there's still enough sane....er not Snowflame people in the house that it's not going to get anywhere.]

Do you have any other questions for Snowflame!!

[milliondollarpipes]

[. . .

what

WHAT]

[dofifty_atthesametime]

[Oh hey, it's that guy that also lives at the house.]

Singer-man do you want to learn about Halloween from Snowflame?!

[milliondollarpipes]

[Who the hell is this why does he know who Harvey is -

- no. Y'know what? Doesn't even matter.]

No. Is there anyone else there you can put on for me?

[dofifty_atthesametime]

No! Comic Kid is buying pumpkins with magical gun. You are there, Goggles man is in ship with the blue robot. Ninja man is getting more decorations with child of the 90's and also you.

....There is only Snowflame!

[Yes, they accidently left him home alone. At least the security stuff is still in order.]

[optimistickey]

I think I know Halloween pretty well!

But...what do you do on Snowflame Day?

[dofifty_atthesametime]

You worship Snowflame! And do cocaine!

[optimistickey]

Uhhh...that doesn't explain much...

...What's 'cocaine?'

[dofifty_atthesametime]

It is the source of Snowflames powers! It is the most amazing thing to exist!

You can even put it in sandwiches!!!

[Yes Snowflame, and remember what happened when you did that?]

[verygassy]

HEY! Why are you encouraging kids to take cocaine!?

[halfdarkened]

...That isn't a Halloween costume, is it?

[dofifty_atthesametime]

What?

No, Snowflame is not dressed up yet.

[halfdarkened]

That's what I was afraid of.

[liefeldisgod]

DUUUUUUDE, SNOWFLAME! I didn't know you were real, man!

((his canonpoint is right after Lord Vyce >>))

[dofifty_atthesametime]

Of course Snowflame is real!

Snowflame is realer then everyone!

[liefeldisgod]

Like...more real than me?