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[eyeofwildtiger]

[Who is this masked man, wearing a crappy spandex outfit, glowing blue, and lifting two huge dumbbells, one in each hand, as if they were hand weights? That beard might look kinda familiar... Anyway, he doesn't notice Cambot at the moment.]

That's two minutes and counting! Good sign, good sign...

[He continues lifting and counting the seconds, still oblivious that he's being filmed.]

Two thirty... two thirty one... two thirty three...

((OOC: ...no, I don't know where the crapsuit came from. Due to Clark Kenting, feel free to recognize him, if you wish. Or don't. Whichever way works best. :3))

Comments

[verygassy]

...Uh...hello?

[eyeofwildtiger]

Two th-... ACK!

[He drops the dumbbells, missing his feet, but denting the floor.]

Geez, how long have you been there?

[verygassy]

I was about to ask the same question.

What's with the spandex?

[eyeofwildtiger]

A superhero has to protect his identity!

[verygassy]

True...but there's only so many people here, so it might take any enemy that comes five minutes to figure out who you are...

[eyeofwildtiger]

[...oh. He hadn't thought of that.]

...um...

[skysmirror]

[Xion recognizes the beard, and the voice.]

...Kotetsu?

[eyeofwildtiger]

[There go the dumbbells... He flails a little, then puts a finger to his lips.]

Shh! Not so loud!

[skysmirror]

[Oh, so this is like when Rarity was looking for him. Xion nods, and silently gives him a thumbs-up]

[eyeofwildtiger]

So, how'd you know it was me?

[skysmirror]

[Xion taps her chin to indicate a beard. Then she taps her mouth and makes the universal hand motion for talking to suggest a voice. Sorry, Kotetsu, she figures it's best to use gestures if they don't want to be overheard.]

[eyeofwildtiger]

Well, that makes sense. [Of course, he figures it's just because she knows him so well. Not that anyone else could figure it out or anything. ...right?]

[sailorlaughter]

[Three Pinkie Pies walk into a bar the room.]

WOW! I never knew you were that strong, Kotetsu! ["Neither did I!" one of the other Pinkies adds, causing all three to start giggling.]

[eyeofwildtiger]

How d-... Is there an echo in h-... Why are there three of you?

[sailorlaughter]

Same reason you got super strength! I dunno, maybe he's ALWAYS been that strong! Yeah, but he never EVER glowed BLUE before!

[The Pinkies nod, agreeing with this point, then the original pipes up again.] Oh, and there's not three of me! There's six!

[eyeofwildtiger]

Does this happen to you back where you came from?

[sailorlaughter]

[The three shake their heads and answer in unison.] Nopey-dopey!

Isn't it GREAT? [That was just the first one again.]

[eyeofwildtiger]

Huh. I guess everyone gets to be a NEXT this week.

[punsofiron]

...

Kotetsu what the hell are you wearing?

[eyeofwildtiger]

[Sigh. This really wasn't working out.]

...a hero suit.

[punsofiron]

You look like Batman if he was really drunk making the suit.

[eyeofwildtiger]

Hey, my suit's not that bad!

[punsofiron]

Whatever you say, dear.

1/3

[eyeofwildtiger]

Well, fine, it's not as awesome as my new one, but it's a cl-...

2/3

[eyeofwildtiger]

...*keywords*