XXII

[punsofiron]

[Liz is in her room, looking over herself in the mirror as she adjusts the suit of armor she's been fitted with. Cambot adds to the mood. Once everything's in place, Liz looks up at Cambot, testing the weight of her new sword.]

You know what? This is awesome.

Cambot's clearly raring to go, what do you say we go check out the rest of the ship? I hope there's slimes or something, I could use some practice again.

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[milliondollarpipes]

It's all about image, kid. If you're gonna be a great performer, you gotta have an image.

[He gestures up and down at himself.] "Medieval Clown" doesn't really go too well with my act.

[punsofiron]

You're not a CLOWN, mister Finevoice, you're the spoony bard!

At least get the classes straight if you're gonna hang out with me.

[milliondollarpipes]

Uh-huh. You want me to learn to play this thing, too?

[He reaches offscreen and holds up a...lute...banjo...thing. It might not even be a real instrument.] Maybe I could go skippin' through a few fields while I'm at it.

[punsofiron]

[...okay she can't help it anymore. She snickers.]

[milliondollarpipes]

[He rolls his eyes good-naturedly.]

Now, if it were a piano, then we might be talkin'. This... [He hefts the thing, testing its weight.] Might be good for beatin' a few things over the head, but that's it.

[punsofiron]

Oh come on, it's not THAT bad.

[milliondollarpipes]

[Shrug] Guess it is better than last week.

[punsofiron]

But the ears were so cute on you!

[milliondollarpipes]

[His tone brooks no room for argument.] We are never discussing that again.

[punsofiron]

[Her grin says she gives no fucks.] Well they WERE.