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[inomnetempus]

[Alice adjusts the Cambot so the image is no longer as crooked. She seems to be gathering her thoughts for a moment before giving the camera her sweetest smile.]

I'm trying to get in touch with the gentlemen who brought us here. Does anyone know how I can do that? I have few...concerns regarding the lack of fashionable clothing options available here. I mean, if we must be subjected to these, what are they called, "experiments" then I think that we should at least make a statement.

Toss a department store in here. Some people are in need of serious makeovers.

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[inomnetempus]

[...oh dear god, what is he wearing?]

Please, H&M is a horrible place with cheaply-made everything. I'm talking something a little bit more upscale.

[Alice puts her hands on her hips. Back down? Yeah right.] Mmhmm, this is coming from someone who surely knows how to make an impression. Honestly, you should let me come down there and do something about your...jacket.

[She supposes it's a jacket although she can't tell from the blinding color.]

[itsjustthemads]

[It's his SCIENCE COAT!]

I'm a scientist! You guys are the ones that are always putting on the fashion shows and whatnot!

Oh, I make the strongest of impressions! But if you honestly think the jacket needs-- [He stops, and wags a finger at her.] Ohhh, I see what you're doing there! It's not gonna work, missy! Nooo can do!

[inomnetempus]

[Alice is inspecting him like a hawk would inspect a rabbit.] And since when did being a scientist mean taking a backseat to being fashionable? Given the right color - and the right cut of course - you could make a dashing figure in your field.

[She makes a face at him.] Ugh, don't tell me you're one of those lost causes.

[itsjustthemads]

Who said I wasn't fashionable? Everyone knows that half of fashion is charisma...and the charisma part, I've got down! The rest is gonna change day to day anyway, so I'll just stick with what I do best: green lab coats and suaaaave!

Don't give me that face! You're trying to get yourself down here, and that's just not going to work today!