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[inomnetempus]

[Before an image even appears on the screen, you can hear a young woman's irate voice.]

Honestly, how do these things even...oh, damn it all.

[The video flickers and shakes a bit as if someone has grabbed a hold of Cambot and is around two seconds away from throttling it. The young woman is stunningly beautiful and very pale with spiky dark hair and a set of big golden eyes. She also currently looks less than pleased about her current situation - seriously, anyone who comes across her will be throttled?]

If there is anyone out there who knows where I am, I would be much obliged if you helped a girl out.

[There's a sweet note in her voice that is belied by the thunderous look in her eyes.]

Very obliged.

Comments

[fatedcircle]

[(Is it really that strange?)]

It's not.

[crafty_punk]

...right.

W-well, anyway, there really ain't a way outta here.

[sailorlaughter]

Nope! Sorry! I know EVERYBODY up here, and there's no Hales or Cullens!

[...wait a second]

Welllll...actually, there WAS a Cullen in that book we read before! But not here!

[eroded_earth]

Some of the stuff that happens up here it's just...it's hard to explain unless you've experienced it.

[inomnetempus]

[Well, a character in a book isn't going to be much help right about now.] Wonderful.

Well, I guess a girl will have to make do.

[inomnetempus]

[She frowns, but then sighs and smiles. Oh well. She'll have to look for answers elsewhere]

Thanks for the information anyway, Mr. Kanji~

[inomnetempus]

If you insist.

[This is Alice not believing you.]

[inomnetempus]

I've seen a lot of stuff in my lifetime. Not much surprises me anymore.

[sailorlaughter]

Sorry. People don't find their friends up here too often. I was here for ages before anypony I knew showed up!

...oh, but it's not SO bad! Everybody else up here is really, really nice!

[crafty_punk]

Yeah, no problem.

[fatedcircle]

Yes.

orz so sorry I'm late

[punsofiron]

Lemme guess, you're new here?

[icanhastail]

[And with that he gives a very theatrical bow - it's just what he does - and if Alice looks closely, she'll be able to see the tip of a fuzzy blond tail in the view of Cambot before he rights himself again.]

Zidane Tribal, at your service my lady!

[inomnetempus]

Anypony...

We'll see. [Right, she'll see how much people are going to like finding out they have a vampire in their midst. Sigh.]

No more so than I am |D

[inomnetempus]

What gave it away?

[inomnetempus]

[...that's a tail. Oh boy, where in the world did she land?]

Alice Cullen. [A pause - well, might as well have some fun with this one.] Or Hale. But since my husband doesn't seem to be around, I suppose it will have to be Cullen.

[punsofiron]

Spidey sense.

[icanhastail]

[Not where he comes from, if that helps?] Ahhh, so the lovely lady is spoken for. Another dream, shattered beyond all reason!

[...Yeah now he's just being deliberately overdramatic.]