verygassy: (hmph!)
Minako Aino ([personal profile] verygassy) wrote in [community profile] itsjustcambot2012-04-17 06:54 pm

25 1/2 Love Chains

[Minako has thankfully recovered from her hysteria upon learning she's now married to the one person she never even wanted to date on the SoL. The piles of eaten ice cream cartons notwithstanding. She still looks a tad angry, and also...a bit determined?]

OK! Its time for me to get down to business! No more crying!

One, 90s Kid, I want a divorce.

Two, someone has stolen my bow - the one I put in my hair - and I want it back. Immediately. Its an important item to me with a lot of sentimental value, and if one of you who's under this spell has shot it out the airlock or set it on fire or whatever, you better hope you can pay for another one!

Three, I remember more of what happened in Vegas now that there are no effects of that Klingon booze that someone said was Diet Mountain Dew...[this is spoken through gritted teeth] Now that that has worn off, I realized something, and this one is super important! Its about the guy who, uh, officiated over our wedding. I can see my soon to be former husband--[again, spoken through gritted teeth]--has neglected to mention it.

[A clearing of the throat.]

His name was Joel Robinson. He knows we're up here. And he told us why too.
liefeldisgod: (D:)

[personal profile] liefeldisgod 2012-04-18 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah! The Klingon guy totally said it was Diet Mountain Dew!
liefeldisgod: (bogus.)

[personal profile] liefeldisgod 2012-04-18 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
[aaaaand awkward silence. He really has no idea what to say to this.]