12 Cupcakes: FASTER THAN A SPEEDING DASHIE

[sailorlaughter]

[The feed opens on an empty corridor. But wait! What was that flash of movement up ahead? The Cambot inches forward. Was it a bird? A plane? A white pegasus screaming joyfully as she hurtles through the air towards his - OH GOD WHAT]

[Cammy drops down just in time, turning to watch the not-so-pink Pinkie flutter to a wobbly stop above him. While hovering upside-down. Of course.] Oopsie! Sorry about that!

Guys, guys! Check it out! I have WINGS! I'm a real-life PEGASUS! Ohmygosh this is the best thing EVER, I've always WANTED to fly! I mean, space walking's great and all, but it's nowhere NEAR the same as having wings! Oooh, ooooh, I bet I could do tricks! Anyone wanna see one?

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[sailorlaughter]

[She giggles, turning in the air.] I think you got taller! And you sound all like this! [Gasp!] Ohmygosh! You're just like that one guy with the karaoke now! Sing something, sing something!

[liefeldisgod]

Uh, okay! [Ahem...]

Load up the guns and bring your friends~

[Oh dear that is nowhere near as good as Harvey. Not even in the same state, let alone ballpark]

[milliondollarpipes]

...oookay, kid, that's enough. [It's bad enough you look like him now, you do NOT need to be doing...that.]

[liefeldisgod]

What? That's only like, the best song ever written, man!

[milliondollarpipes]

...save it for karaoke night.

[You know. The one he's not having ever again until you stop being his freaky, far less talented twin. And until this mullet goes away. He didn't even have one in the real 80s, what did he do to deserve this?]

[liefeldisgod]

But you never let me come to kareoke night!

[milliondollarpipes]

[...yeah, right. That one time you went, it wasn't you after all. Harvey suppresses a shudder at the memory.]

Fine, you can come next time. But you sing when I tell you to sing.

[liefeldisgod]

It's a promise!

[You're doomed, Harv.]

[milliondollarpipes]

[He's been doomed since you came to live with them, kid.]

[sailorlaughter]

That was awesome! [She applauds happily.]

[liefeldisgod]

Chya! I bring nothing but the best.