12 Cupcakes: FASTER THAN A SPEEDING DASHIE

[sailorlaughter]

[The feed opens on an empty corridor. But wait! What was that flash of movement up ahead? The Cambot inches forward. Was it a bird? A plane? A white pegasus screaming joyfully as she hurtles through the air towards his - OH GOD WHAT]

[Cammy drops down just in time, turning to watch the not-so-pink Pinkie flutter to a wobbly stop above him. While hovering upside-down. Of course.] Oopsie! Sorry about that!

Guys, guys! Check it out! I have WINGS! I'm a real-life PEGASUS! Ohmygosh this is the best thing EVER, I've always WANTED to fly! I mean, space walking's great and all, but it's nowhere NEAR the same as having wings! Oooh, ooooh, I bet I could do tricks! Anyone wanna see one?

Comments

[sailormagic]

At least I'm still a unicorn, but - now I look like my mother!

[sailorlaughter]

Really?

[Upside-down Pinkie headtilts into the camera.] Wow, I've never even SEEN your mom before, Twi! Quick, say something mom-ish!

[sailormagic]

Something mom-ish? I haven't lived with my parents in years!

[sailorlaughter]

Well, neither have I, but I can still do this!

[And suddenly her voice sounds vaguely like that of an angry chain-smoker.] PINKAMENA DIANE PIE! YOU CLEAN UP THOSE BALLOONS AND GET BACK TO WORK!

[sailormagic]

[All right, Twilight has to laugh at that.] You're way better at that than I ever would be.

[sailorlaughter]

[Pinkie laughs too.] Thanks! I've had a lotta practice!

[sailormagic]

It shows! You do it really well!

[Then again, white and flying or not, Pinkie's always been the best at impressions.]