It's because I'm British, isn't it?

[frowns and looks like he's about to cry]

Everyone's always calling me weird even though it isn't me, it's the bloody wankers I'm surrounded by. If you knew what kind of crowd I've been parodying alongside with, I would think you'd agree that I'm the most normal... on a tad-bit weighted scale, like a college-level Philosophy grading rubric.