If you would like to file grievances, I will get you the appropriate forms from Jurisfiction, which will need to be filled out in triplicate.

[There are no such forms, but Thursday figures 1) he doesn't need to know that and 2) he will appreciate a semblance of law and order, even it it is completely fabricated. She also feels like messing with him.]

If you still feel unsafe, we could take interim measures, like wearing goggles, not eating balloons, and making sure the tiger remains well-fed.