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[Kotetsu stares down his double on Deck 2.]

Hey, if I gotta do this thing, you're coming with me.

[It speaks.]

Why? 'cos you're me, right? So you're stuck doing it to.

[Well, it could be a chance to cause some trouble. The double shrugs and speaks again.]

What are we reading? Um... Something called Twilight, I th-... oi!

[The double's eyes go wide, then it turns and runs as fast as it can... misjudging where it is and tumbles face-first down the passage to Deck 3. A puff of black smoke comes back up. Kotetsu winces.]

...oops.

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Well, I guess that's one way to get rid of them.

I didn't think it was gonna do that!

Whatever this "Twilight" thing is must be pretty horrible.

...GAH! Why me?!

...I guess I should be glad I'm not in your place?

Well, I'll be sure to let you know!

I appreciate it. I think.

[...Well.]

That was... easy.

Yeah. Didn't mean for that to happen. And it wasn't human...

Does this mean those things are actually afraid of something?

Looks that way.

Wow... this Twilight thing must be pretty terrible, then.

[He's beginning to be really glad he wasn't called up for this.]

I know. Do we really have to do this?

They're probably gonna send something to pick you up and drag you in if you tried to hide, so it might be safer to just go. Probably less painful, too.

[SULK.] Yeah, maybe. Probably. I hope.

No wonder Aqua set it on fire when I got it for her birthday that year.

...she did?

Yeah, normally she likes the stuff I get her, but that time she just took one look at it and her face turned to stone and she put it away in her desk. I caught her using it to test out fire spells the next day.

Reeeeally didn't want to hear that...

...Sorry? [Indeed, he does look sorry...]

Eh, it's fine. I'll live.

Maybe you should take a lighter with you? Or Aqua could come set it on fire again, I don't think she'd mind that.

Know where I can find one?

Kitchen? They should have matches, at least.

Great. Thanks!

I do not really blame him.

The last time Twilight was reviewed, Minako drove a truck into the Satellite.

[Deadpan, no do not ask him how she did that]

...really?

I wish I could say I was making that up, but I am not.

Let us just say that Minako can go a bit overboard when it comes to topics related to what is being riffed on a particular week.

Let's just hope more trucks aren't involved.

Wow. He must REALLY not like trucks.

I guess not. It can't be that bad, right?

It was pretty boring last time we did it. I don't even really remember anything that HAPPENED except for the truck thing! I think it woulda been a LOT better if it really WAS about Twilight!

Well, if it's not about a time of day, what's it about, exactly?

Oh, Twilight's not a time! Well, I guess it is, but it's also my friend's name! It wasn't about her either though!

Um...there was this girl called Bella, and she had to go live with her dad because...something, and then...there was a truck? [She looks a little sheepish.] I kinda stopped listening after a while...it was REALLY boring.

You have a friend named Twilight? ...well, this is getting confusing fast.

A truck, huh? [Rubs his chin.] Doesn't sound so bad.

Yep! She's a unicorn like Rarity, only purple, and she really REALLY likes books! She does a TON of other fun stuff, though!

I guess... [Pinkie is not interested in trucks, to say the least.]

Oh, yeah? What kinds of things?

Hey, trucks aren't bad! I mean it's gotta be better than something like vampires or werewolves or creepy things like that.

Welllllll...there was this ONE time she saved Ponyville from being totally torn up and trampled by a giant Ursa Minor! Oh, oh, and this OTHER time, she and my other friends threw me this totally GREAT surprise party for my birthday! [These are totally on the same level of epic.]

Yeeeeeeah, that's true! Maybe she could take the truck and go on an ADVENTURE!

Wow, she sounds like a superhero or something! Heh, and I know how hard it can be to throw a surprise party. I tried to do that for Bunny, but... well, it didn't end well.

That'd be cool! Maybe that'll happen.

Yep! And Rarity and Fluttershy and I help sometimes too!

You have a pet bunny? So does Fluttershy! His name's Angel!

Oh, yeah? You gotta tell me more sometime.

[Laughs at that. ...yeah, Barnaby would so take offense at that.] Nah, Bunny's a good friend. He's not really a bunny. It's just a nickname.

Ohhhhhhh! Why do you call him that? Does he like hopping?

You might say that.

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