Trois

[yourethemannowdog]

[Howdy there SOL. Cambot is hovering near a couple dog guys, one being Red, the other being his spooky evil shadowy clone. Both are looking pretty dinged up, and Red looks annoyed as all shit. Evil spooky double Red seems to be pretty amused, and while it can't be heard, seems to be laughing his furry ass off.

The clone has Red backed against a wall. Rather, what appears to be an airlock hatch or something. The clone seems to be enjoying this very much, and proceeds to taunt Red like the gigantic asshole it is.]

Who're you callin' a monster! You don't exactly have any room to talk, creep!

[Red points defiantly while the clone starts laughing like a turd again and starts closing in, apparently ready to continue with whatever manly fist fighting they were doing before Cambot found them. It's right about then that Red notices that he's standing in front of an airlock hatch. In a rare display of brilliance, Red gets an awful idea. He reaches into his pocket and whips out one of those little bones that he likes to gnaw on.]

Hey, you want this bone? You want this bone, don't you? Yeah you do, you want this bone!

[The clone stops DEAD in it's tracks, and a second later it's tail starts wagging like an excited puppy getting ready to chase a ball. Red yanks the hatch open and throws the bone in.]

Atta boy, go get it!

[The clone leaps in after the bone, and Red slams the hatch shut. After Red hits some random buttons on a panel next to the hatch, the clone is sucked out into space and POOF, it's dead as shit. Red finally seems to notice Cambot, but doesn't seem all that bothered by it being there.]

I feel like I cheated, but I can't really bring myself to feel bad about it! That was my last bone, too...

Comments

[acceptedburden]

I suppose that is one way to go about it.

[yourethemannowdog]

I wouldn't have had to do that if I had my robot. But I guess smashing it wouldn't have been much better.

[acceptedburden]

Robot?

Most seem to be smashing their's, though I must admit that the violence of such an act against something that shares my appearance is a bit disturbing.

[yourethemannowdog]

Yeah, it's called Dahak. Must be back home though, it didn't show up with me here.

Y'know, I'm used to getting hit in the head, so punching something that looked like me in the head wasn't that big a deal.

[acceptedburden]

I see. I, too, arrived without my normal belongings so I suppose that is just what happens in the process of coming here.

As I said, I suppose whatever works, works on these things.

[yourethemannowdog]

Guess so. It's pretty inconvenient, though.

Didja manage to get rid of yours?

[acceptedburden]

I did, I found it early enough and dispatched it without much issue.

[Though it still kinda bothered him]

[yourethemannowdog]

That's good, it seems like they're starting to get more troublesome.

[acceptedburden]

You think so? [thinks back] I have noticed an increase in violence with some.

[yourethemannowdog]

They were annoying before, but now this is getting dangerous.

[acceptedburden]

Agreed. I hope that we may be able to purge the SoL of the rest of them before we find someone getting extremely hurt.

[yourethemannowdog]

I'd be up for hunting them down!

[acceptedburden]

I have been keeping an eye out for them myself, but it might be necessary to take stronger precautions.

[yourethemannowdog]

Yeah, that. They don't seem like they'd be that hard to take down if we gang up on them.

[yabigfurball]

[Ammy smiles and barks her approval...that's one way to get rid of the demons!]

[yourethemannowdog]

Hey, Treecrab!

[THUMBS UP]

[yabigfurball]

[She barks again for a hello. Slowly they're getting rid of all the demons on the ship. It's too bad he doesn't have any more bones to chew on, though.]

[yourethemannowdog]

I kinda feel bad about tossin' a guy out into space, even if he was like, evil or something. Where did they even come from?

[yabigfurball]

[That's a very good question, and she's not entirely certain. Her only idea is the Ark of Yamato, but she thought she got rid of all the demons from there. Still, she suggests it anyway:]

[yourethemannowdog]

I don't think it's on a boat now. I'm pretty sure I saw it poof out of existence.

[yabigfurball]

[Well, that wasn't her intention with the picture, but she's pretty certain it's not currently on the ark now, either. She puts the drawing away and shrugs...she has no good answers.]

[yourethemannowdog]

Ah well. I need to see about findin' some more bones. Maybe after we get rid of all these creepy doubles.

[yabigfurball]

[She nods...that would be good. She would suggest asking for some from the food synthesizer, but she doesn't really trust Red around it.]

[yourethemannowdog]

[Yeah Red might blow it up 8(]

Right then, I'm gonna try to lure more of those things over to this air lock!

[yabigfurball]

[She's not all that certain that that same trick will work with other demons, since his obviously also liked bones...but hey, it wouldn't hurt to try. She gives him an encouraging look.]

[yourethemannowdog]

[look how smug he looks, he knows his idea is so good 8U]

Wish me luck, Treecrab!

[yabigfurball]

[She barks once...he is gonna need all the luck he can get.]

[yourethemannowdog]

[A THUMBS UP, and he rushes off to play hero. Cambot just hovers in place, watching Red round a corner before floating off to find something else to stare at.]