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itsjustcambot2012-01-14 11:20 pm
sailorlaughter) wrote in itsjustcambot2012-01-14 11:20 pm
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Six Cupcakes: Piece of Cake
[Cammy flicks lazily on, watching Pinkie bake. She seems much more at ease what with all the shade deaths lately, happily singing to herself as she whips up a new batch of goodies.]
All you gotta do is take a cup of flour, add it to the mix!
Then you take a little something sweet, not sour -
[Camera and pony jump in unison as the door to the kitchen slams open. Cammy spins around - it's Pinkamena. The shade looks different now than she did before: angrier, for one thing, with green goop oozing from her mouth. Standing in the doorframe, the dopplepony lowers her head with a snort, pawing at the ground once before charging forward. Pinkie's scream is briefly heard in the background, before it is drowned out by Cammy's battle-cry as he charges forward, ready to do battle.]
[The next few moments are a sickening jumble of shouts, whistles, and flashes of dark grey hide as the cambot flies around the darker pony, keeping up the loud trumpet music as he divebombs her again and again in an effort to force her backwards. But a dark hoof quickly catches him across the lens, and the transmission goes fuzzy as he drops to the ground. The doppelpony looms over him, looking murderous, and raises one hoof.]
HEY!
[The dark mare turns around, giving Cammy a second to rise off the ground and refocus, looking past Pinkamena's head. That's a big black...circle thing...with a little blue and some pink in the back and oh dear robot god he is staring down the barrel of the Party Cannon.]
[Pinkie's head pops up from behind the weapon, beaming widely.]
Surpriiiiiiiiise~! I made a super-special cake, just for you! Because I AM A MAN!
[The pony yanking the string sharply upwards is the last thing Cammy sees. Then there's a terrible pink blur, and darkness. Soon enough, a pony tongue wipes the lens clean and Pinkie stares into the camera in concern.]
You okay, Cammy?
[Cammy nods, and Pinkie smiles again, letting him go and turning to prance gleefully around the ruins of what must be at least five layers of very pink cake.] Did you see that? DID. YOU. SEE THAT? I did it! She was all AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH and then she went poof! That TOTALLY took the cake!
All you gotta do is take a cup of flour, add it to the mix!
Then you take a little something sweet, not sour -
[Camera and pony jump in unison as the door to the kitchen slams open. Cammy spins around - it's Pinkamena. The shade looks different now than she did before: angrier, for one thing, with green goop oozing from her mouth. Standing in the doorframe, the dopplepony lowers her head with a snort, pawing at the ground once before charging forward. Pinkie's scream is briefly heard in the background, before it is drowned out by Cammy's battle-cry as he charges forward, ready to do battle.]
[The next few moments are a sickening jumble of shouts, whistles, and flashes of dark grey hide as the cambot flies around the darker pony, keeping up the loud trumpet music as he divebombs her again and again in an effort to force her backwards. But a dark hoof quickly catches him across the lens, and the transmission goes fuzzy as he drops to the ground. The doppelpony looms over him, looking murderous, and raises one hoof.]
HEY!
[The dark mare turns around, giving Cammy a second to rise off the ground and refocus, looking past Pinkamena's head. That's a big black...circle thing...with a little blue and some pink in the back and oh dear robot god he is staring down the barrel of the Party Cannon.]
[Pinkie's head pops up from behind the weapon, beaming widely.]
Surpriiiiiiiiise~! I made a super-special cake, just for you! Because I AM A MAN!
[The pony yanking the string sharply upwards is the last thing Cammy sees. Then there's a terrible pink blur, and darkness. Soon enough, a pony tongue wipes the lens clean and Pinkie stares into the camera in concern.]
You okay, Cammy?
[Cammy nods, and Pinkie smiles again, letting him go and turning to prance gleefully around the ruins of what must be at least five layers of very pink cake.] Did you see that? DID. YOU. SEE THAT? I did it! She was all AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH and then she went poof! That TOTALLY took the cake!