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itsjustcambot2012-01-13 11:17 pm
iamaman_punch) wrote in itsjustcambot2012-01-13 11:17 pm
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Episode 05: Go Go Gadget Catchphrase!
[Linkara. Cambot. Futon. Evil double-
...yeah, evil double. It's definitely not the usual, but Linkara's rolling with it, still smiling for the camera even though the shade is obviously saying something, and knowing the shades, it's something pretty nasty. Oh, well. Linkara can't help but respond-]
You do realize that Douchey McNitpick has you beat in terms of insults, right?
[-before turning that grin back to the camera.]
It followed me home, Liz! Can I keep it?
Yeah, I couldn't resist that one. We've had a recipe and a song, but I figured it was about time for a tutorial on how to deal with evil doubles, and who better to give it than someone who was to deal with evil doubles at least several times a year? Granted, my usual evil double is robotic and much more homicidal than this one here, but I think that'll make this one that much easier to deal with. So! Step one is to face your shade.
[He does so. The shade sneers and says something else nasty, and Linkara just smiles that much wider. It's pretty easy to see that this is Not a Nice Smile.]
It's funny that you think telling me the Critic is an ass and that he doesn't like me is news.
[The shade looks a little less sure at that, and Linkara glances back at Cambot.]
Step two is to insert your catchphrase, or just something clever if you don't have one, and step three is to finish it off. Watch closely.
[He turns back to the shade, and yeah, that grin is Not Nice At All. The shade looks as though it may have sensed its impending doom, but Linkara's not letting it get away now.]
Yeah, you've never really had the upper hand in this conversation, and you know why? It's because you're just a shadow, and I AM A MAN!
[Oof, that is a pretty painful-looking gut punch he just threw. The shade crumples and slides off the couch, and Linkara turns that grin to the camera once again.]
Repeat steps two and three as necessary. Yes, ladies, even you can yell "I AM A MAN!" - in fact, I recommend it. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some unfinished business to take care of.
[He gets off the couch, looking down at the shade, and Cambot cuts the feed. He's made his point - there's no need to show the follow-through. Needless to say, that shade is toast.]
...yeah, evil double. It's definitely not the usual, but Linkara's rolling with it, still smiling for the camera even though the shade is obviously saying something, and knowing the shades, it's something pretty nasty. Oh, well. Linkara can't help but respond-]
You do realize that Douchey McNitpick has you beat in terms of insults, right?
[-before turning that grin back to the camera.]
It followed me home, Liz! Can I keep it?
Yeah, I couldn't resist that one. We've had a recipe and a song, but I figured it was about time for a tutorial on how to deal with evil doubles, and who better to give it than someone who was to deal with evil doubles at least several times a year? Granted, my usual evil double is robotic and much more homicidal than this one here, but I think that'll make this one that much easier to deal with. So! Step one is to face your shade.
[He does so. The shade sneers and says something else nasty, and Linkara just smiles that much wider. It's pretty easy to see that this is Not a Nice Smile.]
It's funny that you think telling me the Critic is an ass and that he doesn't like me is news.
[The shade looks a little less sure at that, and Linkara glances back at Cambot.]
Step two is to insert your catchphrase, or just something clever if you don't have one, and step three is to finish it off. Watch closely.
[He turns back to the shade, and yeah, that grin is Not Nice At All. The shade looks as though it may have sensed its impending doom, but Linkara's not letting it get away now.]
Yeah, you've never really had the upper hand in this conversation, and you know why? It's because you're just a shadow, and I AM A MAN!
[Oof, that is a pretty painful-looking gut punch he just threw. The shade crumples and slides off the couch, and Linkara turns that grin to the camera once again.]
Repeat steps two and three as necessary. Yes, ladies, even you can yell "I AM A MAN!" - in fact, I recommend it. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some unfinished business to take care of.
[He gets off the couch, looking down at the shade, and Cambot cuts the feed. He's made his point - there's no need to show the follow-through. Needless to say, that shade is toast.]
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Can't beat the classics, am I right?
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They're classics for a reason.
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Which reminds me, I still need to figure out my catch phrase so I can stop stealing material from you guys.
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You always have the best ideas.
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Why, thank you! Glad someone notices.
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Of course! That catchphrase is appropriate for all ages and species. Say it loud and proud, Pinkie Pie.
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Okie-dokie-lokie! I totally will!
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[And actually, he is. This should prove to be amazing if she actually does it.]
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