Intro Caper

[buildingproblem.livejournal.com]

[Cambot focuses in on one rather tall man in a long black trench coat, who would likely seem very intimidating if he weren't currently trying to back as far away from the camera as possible]

-Look, all I'm saying is that getting close to me is a really bad idea. Sudden abductions have a way of making me nervous, and when I get nervous stuff like you experiences a radically shortened life expectancy. I'm trying out this new thing where I don't just jump to sudden conclusions and blow everything up first and ask questions later, but you're not making it easy here.

I just need enough time to figure out how to reverse whatever spell this is-

[Sharp eyes suddenly focus on a spot somewhere above the camera lens]

Hell's bells, are you recording?

Comments

[keeperonenya.livejournal.com]

If you are an Istar, than I am a hobbit. Seeing as how I am not a hobbit, people must use the word "wizard" quite loosely where you come from.

[buildingproblem.livejournal.com]

You don't sound hungry enough to be a hobbit, and it's past second breakfast.

And I happened to get my White Council membership card and decoder ring through altering the fabric of reality through force of will like all the other wizards, thanks.

[keeperonenya.livejournal.com]

My apologies. I did not mean to offend you.

[buildingproblem.livejournal.com]

It's a bit of a sore spot. I get questioned about it a lot back home.