Intro Caper

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[Cambot focuses in on one rather tall man in a long black trench coat, who would likely seem very intimidating if he weren't currently trying to back as far away from the camera as possible]

-Look, all I'm saying is that getting close to me is a really bad idea. Sudden abductions have a way of making me nervous, and when I get nervous stuff like you experiences a radically shortened life expectancy. I'm trying out this new thing where I don't just jump to sudden conclusions and blow everything up first and ask questions later, but you're not making it easy here.

I just need enough time to figure out how to reverse whatever spell this is-

[Sharp eyes suddenly focus on a spot somewhere above the camera lens]

Hell's bells, are you recording?

Comments

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Huh, you know, I've never actually run into those before, unless you count one really creepy vampire with a secret lab.