Intro Caper

[buildingproblem.livejournal.com]

[Cambot focuses in on one rather tall man in a long black trench coat, who would likely seem very intimidating if he weren't currently trying to back as far away from the camera as possible]

-Look, all I'm saying is that getting close to me is a really bad idea. Sudden abductions have a way of making me nervous, and when I get nervous stuff like you experiences a radically shortened life expectancy. I'm trying out this new thing where I don't just jump to sudden conclusions and blow everything up first and ask questions later, but you're not making it easy here.

I just need enough time to figure out how to reverse whatever spell this is-

[Sharp eyes suddenly focus on a spot somewhere above the camera lens]

Hell's bells, are you recording?

Comments

[wavesinherheart.livejournal.com]

I heard someone say it was called the 'Satellite of Love'. [pause] I'm Aqua, by the way.

[buildingproblem.livejournal.com]

...Okay, well, that clears up whether this is one of the usual suspects or someone new making my life hell. Pretty sure most of my running villains are either too cliche or have too much dignity to name anything something like that.

Well Aqua, I guess adjusting for the circumstances it is nice to meet you.

[wavesinherheart.livejournal.com]

Likewise. Even if it is a strange place.

[buildingproblem.livejournal.com]

Yes. Tis a silly place.

[wavesinherheart.livejournal.com]

[And that would be the sound of the reference going right over Aqua's head.]

[buildingproblem.livejournal.com]

[...Sigh]

We need to see if there are some good movies around here. Clearly there's been some serious holes in your cinematic education.

[wavesinherheart.livejournal.com]

We didn't exactly have a lot of time to relax, at home.

[buildingproblem.livejournal.com]

Well, we've got nothing but that here from the looks of it.

[wavesinherheart.livejournal.com]

I've been noticing.