Intro Caper

[buildingproblem.livejournal.com]

[Cambot focuses in on one rather tall man in a long black trench coat, who would likely seem very intimidating if he weren't currently trying to back as far away from the camera as possible]

-Look, all I'm saying is that getting close to me is a really bad idea. Sudden abductions have a way of making me nervous, and when I get nervous stuff like you experiences a radically shortened life expectancy. I'm trying out this new thing where I don't just jump to sudden conclusions and blow everything up first and ask questions later, but you're not making it easy here.

I just need enough time to figure out how to reverse whatever spell this is-

[Sharp eyes suddenly focus on a spot somewhere above the camera lens]

Hell's bells, are you recording?

Comments

[game-over-pal.livejournal.com]

The goofy lookin' robots are harmless. Just annoying.

[buildingproblem.livejournal.com]

I'm more worried about it than me. Care to enlighten me about where this is exactly?

[game-over-pal.livejournal.com]

Buddy, I'm not even sure what system we're in. Some kid told me we're supposed to make fun of bad stories while we're here or something.

Load of bullshit if y'ask me.

[buildingproblem.livejournal.com]

System? Uh, okay, we are officially out of my jurisdiction, and we're called here to-

Isn't that what the internet is for?

[game-over-pal.livejournal.com]

I dunno if this place has internet.

Might be worth lookin' into.

[buildingproblem.livejournal.com]

I don't know, I've heard things about the internet.

Terrible things.