http://verygassy.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] verygassy.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] itsjustcambot2012-01-03 01:46 pm
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17 Love Chains

[Good morning, Satellite! The sun is shining in space, the solar winds have picked up a little, and half the ship is waking up to a positive pregnancy test on their side tables. Aah, yes a lo--

WAIT WHAT. HALF THE SHIP HAS A PREGNANCY TEST. EVEN THE GUYS HAVE A POSITIVE ONE. WHAT. THAT CAN'T BE RI--oh wait, the test lines are bright orange and green, clearly colored in with markers. And the other half of the ship has fake dollar bills covered in sparkles and a note saying "Sorry, I ran out of tests. You get this instead". Hmm.

And then there's Cambot, focusing on a female at a table in the Weapons Room, a bottle of Mountain Dew to her left and a very large pile of sand on her right. And wearing a welding helmet and twirling a welding torch. It looks like...Aqua with a set of devil horns and tail?

After a moment, Aqua (?) flips her helmet up and looks up at Cambot.]

Oh, hey everyone.

I was wondering if anyone knows where I can find a mouse? Preferably a dead one.

[...That doesn't sound like Aqua...]

Also...uh, Insano, you're a scientist, even though you're...basically insane, right? Can I ask you a question?

(OOC: Speaking of Aqua. She also has a set of wearable horns and a tail on top of whatever she ended up getting on her table. ;D))
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[identity profile] youreallweirdos.livejournal.com 2012-01-03 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sam is just staring. At Minako. With quite possibly the biggest lineface seen yet.]

[identity profile] verygassy.livejournal.com 2012-01-03 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes~?
Edited 2012-01-03 18:53 (UTC)

[identity profile] youreallweirdos.livejournal.com 2012-01-03 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[He holds up the faked pregnancy test.]

What.

Is this.

[identity profile] verygassy.livejournal.com 2012-01-03 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
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What does it look like~
Edited 2012-01-03 20:37 (UTC)

[identity profile] youreallweirdos.livejournal.com 2012-01-03 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Men cannot get pregnant! That is just silly.

[identity profile] verygassy.livejournal.com 2012-01-03 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
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Well, of course not! I was just poking fun of the story that got riffed is all.

[identity profile] youreallweirdos.livejournal.com 2012-01-03 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[There's a moment of silence.]

...But no men got pregnant in that story, either.

[identity profile] verygassy.livejournal.com 2012-01-04 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
...It was a joke from the riffing.

[identity profile] youreallweirdos.livejournal.com 2012-01-04 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
...Weridos.

[That's about all Sam can say on the subject!]

[identity profile] verygassy.livejournal.com 2012-01-03 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
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[:D Damnit LJ stop using my default picture!!!]
Edited 2012-01-03 20:37 (UTC)

[identity profile] wavesinherheart.livejournal.com 2012-01-03 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[I think LJ doesn't like icons with multiple sets of keywords anymore. /Had the same problem earlier]

Is there... something I should know?

[identity profile] verygassy.livejournal.com 2012-01-04 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
[Seriously? WTF]

Why, yes, fellow Aqua Demon! I am conducting experiments based on today's chapter!

[identity profile] wavesinherheart.livejournal.com 2012-01-04 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
[I don't even.]


...Aqua demon?

[identity profile] verygassy.livejournal.com 2012-01-04 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah! They mentioned 'Aqua Demons' in the riffing, so...

[identity profile] wavesinherheart.livejournal.com 2012-01-04 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
Wouldn't those just be water demons?

[identity profile] verygassy.livejournal.com 2012-01-04 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
But that would defeat the purpose of the pun! Right?



[Wait.]



I mean!...I'm not saying you're really a demon, it's just supposed to be ironically punny that we have an Aqua...and...there are aqua demons in the book.

[identity profile] wavesinherheart.livejournal.com 2012-01-04 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
[She sighs at that, and picks up the horns. They're... really kind of tacky but... she might as well.

So on they go.]

[identity profile] verygassy.livejournal.com 2012-01-04 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
Aaaaah~!

You look adorable!!

[identity profile] wavesinherheart.livejournal.com 2012-01-04 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Ah... hunh. Not quite what she'd expected to hear.]

[identity profile] verygassy.livejournal.com 2012-01-04 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
[But she does look cute!]

[identity profile] wavesinherheart.livejournal.com 2012-01-04 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[There's a moment of silence, and then she clears her throat.]

Anyway, just what is this for?

[She holds up one (1) very sparkly bill.]

[identity profile] verygassy.livejournal.com 2012-01-04 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
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Oh! Its because this is the invisible vampire munny story...

[identity profile] wavesinherheart.livejournal.com 2012-01-04 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
We're back to that one?

[identity profile] punsofiron.livejournal.com 2012-01-03 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[Liz is linefacing at you now, not!Aqua, as she holds up the pregnancy test that she's just figured out, MUCH to her relief, is fake.]

Ok seriously, not funny.

[identity profile] verygassy.livejournal.com 2012-01-04 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
Really? I thought it was just Sam being annoyed...

[Actually, she looks kind of deflated seeing that the sticks weren't going over well.]

[identity profile] punsofiron.livejournal.com 2012-01-04 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't ask for a Linkara-screaming-in-terror wake-up call, thank you very much.

[identity profile] verygassy.livejournal.com 2012-01-04 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
Huh? Why would he...












































Oh.
Edited 2012-01-04 06:32 (UTC)

[identity profile] punsofiron.livejournal.com 2012-01-04 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
What he said. [With about that expression, too.]

[identity profile] iamaman-punch.livejournal.com 2012-01-04 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
[HE'LL JUST BE IN THE BACKGROUND. STILL RECOVERING FROM THAT. UH. YEAH.]

[identity profile] punsofiron.livejournal.com 2012-01-04 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
[You and her both, Linkara. You and her both.]

[identity profile] meh-feet.livejournal.com 2012-01-06 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
She holds up her test.

"I'm pretty sure I had protection."

She blinks, slowly.

"In the form of not having sex."

Is that a smile?

"With anyone."
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