Episode 02: Code Names For Everyone

[iamaman-punch.livejournal.com]

[Green futon. Biiiiiig smirk. Someone's pleased. He taps the earpiece he's added just for this call and starts speaking.]

Calling the Satellite of Love. Come in, Satellite of Love. This is Forest-Green Futon, reporting in along with Spiky Brown Hair and Flashy Red Cape. The experiment was a success. Repeat: the experiment was a success, there was no brainwashing, and it was pretty damn funny if I do say so myself. Awaiting further instructions from the Satellite of Love.

Forest-Green Futon, over and out.

Comments

[hasthecrazy.livejournal.com]

Eeeeyahahaha! More annoying finkrats with better facial hair than you have tried! I am advising you to carry it with you when you come on!

[game-over-pal.livejournal.com]

I don't grow hair. What? CARRY WHAT!?

[hasthecrazy.livejournal.com]

[Fawful smooths back his little tuft of hair.] That is being your own problem.

I reiterate to fit your birdy brain:

Bring it on!

[game-over-pal.livejournal.com]

I'M GONNA REITERATE YOUR FACE IN A MINUTE!!

[hasthecrazy.livejournal.com]

Fawful needs no doublefaces, but if you are in the mood for twice the mocking, I will be happy to obligify.

[game-over-pal.livejournal.com]

Oh you little-

DAMMIT, IF YOU WEREN'T LIKE FIVE YEARS OLD, I'D SNAP YOU IN HALF!

[hasthecrazy.livejournal.com]

--Fawful is not five! I have all the mature agedness!

[game-over-pal.livejournal.com]

Okay, seven.

[hasthecrazy.livejournal.com]

Fawful is at least fifteen! [This is the biggest lie] I have experience and many years under my belts!

[game-over-pal.livejournal.com]

What, you don't know how old you are?

Okay, we'll go with twelve.

[hasthecrazy.livejournal.com]

Fawful has more important things to worry about than birthdays!

[game-over-pal.livejournal.com]

What. Like puberty?

[hasthecrazy.livejournal.com]

....[blank stare]

[game-over-pal.livejournal.com]

...Wow kid.

[hasthecrazy.livejournal.com]

...Fawful had plots to put in motion! The thievery of voices and stars and thrones and many things! Birthdays and puberties are silly things I am not needing.

[game-over-pal.livejournal.com]

You are kind of [AIR QUOTES GO HERE] "needing puberties". It's kinda unavoidable. Y'know. Things happen.

[hasthecrazy.livejournal.com]

Hmph. Well, Fawful will get them when it is being more relevant. I have no interests in it now, any ways!

[game-over-pal.livejournal.com]

It just kinda happens on it's own. You don't get a say in the matter, Waffle.

[sailorlaughter.livejournal.com]

You mean you don't even have any birthday parties or anything?

[hasthecrazy.livejournal.com]

[...what] Fawful was too busy to bother! I have things that are in need of doing. Parties are for when they are done!

[sailorlaughter.livejournal.com]

But what could be more important than your very own birthday party? It's like the most specialest day!

[hasthecrazy.livejournal.com]

Fawful cannot recall any particular day feeling more annually special than the others.

[sailorlaughter.livejournal.com]

Well, duh, that's because you never had a real birthday party!

So when is your birthday anyway?

[hasthecrazy.livejournal.com]

Fawful did not use calendars when he was born.

[sailorlaughter.livejournal.com]

You don't even know when your birthday is?

Oh, oh, it's okay! I know! We can just pick a birthday for you, and then at least you'll have one and I mean if everyone celebrates it then it totally would be your real one, really! So when do you want it to be? You should make it be really soon, that way your party and presents and stuff will come even sooner!