Episode 02: Code Names For Everyone

[iamaman-punch.livejournal.com]

[Green futon. Biiiiiig smirk. Someone's pleased. He taps the earpiece he's added just for this call and starts speaking.]

Calling the Satellite of Love. Come in, Satellite of Love. This is Forest-Green Futon, reporting in along with Spiky Brown Hair and Flashy Red Cape. The experiment was a success. Repeat: the experiment was a success, there was no brainwashing, and it was pretty damn funny if I do say so myself. Awaiting further instructions from the Satellite of Love.

Forest-Green Futon, over and out.

Comments

[thrownoffgroove.livejournal.com]

[There was probably a point to that message, but...]

Ooo, cool! All we all getting codenames? I want mine to be Most Awesomely Awesome Emperor.

[iamaman-punch.livejournal.com]

[Eventually Kuzco will learn that no one is safe from the snark. Eventually.]

Sorry, Shiny Gold Headdress, regulations already assigned nicknames. Tom Servo got that one first.

[thrownoffgroove.livejournal.com]

[But do we really want him to?]

What!? Aw, come on!

[Pause.]

Hmm... but my crown is gold and shiny...

[iamaman-punch.livejournal.com]

[...no, probably not. Linkara shrugs.]

Sorry. Ship seniority.

Yeah, that's why you were assigned that name.

[thrownoffgroove.livejournal.com]

Okaaaay, I guess I can keep it. But more importantly, do I get my own theme music?