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[One very irritated man stalks down the halls, Cambot dutifully following behind. The man stops and whirls around.]

Oi! For the last time, stop following me! You're really starting to...

...to...

[He pokes Cambot...] You're a camera? Huh... Agnes is getting fancy, is she? [He takes off his hat and uses it to cover Cambot's lens.]

There, that's more like it.

[...and, after a few moments, the hat's off the lens and back on his head.]

Geez... [He taps a band on his wrist.] Anyone gonna bother telling me what this is all about?

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I'm afraid you're stuck here.

Eh? Why? And, while we're at it, where?

No one really knows how to go back home. Ah, and it's called the Satellite of Love.

There's always a way out.

...ah... we're in space...?

What about for those people who don't come from this world?

Aliens?

Would you call me an alien?

No.

...

Are you?

I wasn't born on the world below us. So I guess maybe I am.

Well, okay, yeah, technically, I guess, but you're not like one of those types that go [Pinches his nose for effect.] "Meep, meep, take me to your leader!"

[She smiles at that.]

I don't think that would be very effective anyway.

Yeah, probably not. Don't think it ever really worked in the movies. Wasn't long before buildings started blowing up and everything.

...

What were we talking about again?

Nothing terribly important.

Ah... right.

Who are you?

I'm Aqua.

Kotetsu T. Kaburagi, at your service. Nice to meet you.

...unless you're the one that got me stuck up there. Then it's not so nice. But... you don't seem the bad guy type.

It's nice to meet you too, even if we are stuck here for now.

And no, I'm not responsible for this. The people who are might show up if you ask, though?

Good to know who you're stuck with, right?

Might have to. Who are they?

Mmm, it is.

They're scientists. I haven't really asked for their names.

Ah, well. I'll see 'em eventually.

They're rather hard to miss.

Anything else I should know about?

Ah, yes, actually. We're... supposed to mock bad literature.

...come again?

It's something the scientists set up. They're trying to break our morale.

Edited 2012-01-01 21:16 (UTC)