Military Log - 003

[mustbemaes.livejournal.com]

[Maes is looking displeased for once]

Okay, who fed the freaky growth cupcakes to a hamster and why did they decide to put it IN MY ROOM?

[Cambot pans out to show a HUGE hamster curled up on Maes's floor, it blinks its beady little eyes as if it knows Maes is talking about it, before snuggling back into a ball of fluff. Maes huffs, rubbing his temple]

Look, I get that Halloween is all about pranks, but between the giants, worms, masks, and scarecrows I would really like some answers as to what is even going on anymore. What does a giant hamster have to do with Halloween?

[He leans back and scratches behind the hamster's ears, apparently he's not blaming the poor rodent. As he scratches an idea starts to form in his head which you can clearly see on his face as the light glints off his glasses]

Wait a second...don't hamsters use straw as bedding.

Heh...heh heh heh, I think I have an idea of how to take care of one of our problems after all.

[Maes stands up and looks over to the hamster]

Come on Rhino. I have a better place for you to sleep.

Comments

[sylvan-child.livejournal.com]

Ah! It's so cute!

[mustbemaes.livejournal.com]

[Busy shoving Rhino out the door, which is difficult cause it's not like hamsters are known for following commands]

It's a fuzzball, even giant these things are somehow adorable.

[pause]

You want to come pet him?

[sylvan-child.livejournal.com]

[Her eyes light up a little.] Can I?

[mustbemaes.livejournal.com]

Sure. Just let me get him moved to a new room. Should be in a few minutes.

[Heh, stupid scarecrows are gonna get what's coming to them]

[sylvan-child.livejournal.com]

Ok!

[sailorlaughter.livejournal.com]

WOWthatisareallyhugelyginormoushamster! He'sevenbiggerthanME!

[mustbemaes.livejournal.com]

I got about half of that Pinkie, but, yeah, he's bigger than you right now. You do know hamsters aren't supposed to be this size right?

[sailorlaughter.livejournal.com]

Well, duh! Normally they're just teeny-weeny-tiny little fluffballs, but YOU got a GREAT-BIGGY-WIGGY fluffball! Are you gonna keep him?

[mustbemaes.livejournal.com]

If he sticks around, sure. Might eventually move him to the nature deck though so he has more space.

[sailorlaughter.livejournal.com]

And you can make him a big wheel to run around on, and he can go swimming in the pond and play with all the venom cocks!

[mustbemaes.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure hamsters are good swimmers.

[game-over-pal.livejournal.com]

Jeez! And I thought findin' worms in my bed was bad. What's with that freakshow!?

[mustbemaes.livejournal.com]

I still think finding worms is worse than this litt--guy. [He's busy leading the hamster out of his room] At least this guy is fuzzy not slimy and getting all over.

[game-over-pal.livejournal.com]

...Yeah, I guess that is a good point.

Ugh, thinkin' about it makes me want to take another shower.

Do a threadjack! /peppy

[sorry-to-jet.livejournal.com]

Do I want to know, Falco?

I will barrel roll you so hard

[game-over-pal.livejournal.com]

I don't even know what happened, okay! I got into bed, and there were worms. Tons of 'em!

[sorry-to-jet.livejournal.com]

Wait, hang on. The pranks are part of a holiday event?

[He's been under a rock in another spiral arm, what do you want.]

[mustbemaes.livejournal.com]

Most likely. Halloween is known for two things: candy and pranks.

Sadly there hasn't been much candy this time around.