[Its near midnight when Minako's Cambot comes on, revealing...a hospital room? And in the bed is Zidane, wrapped up in bandages.]

[And standing at his bedside, wearing a blue mask with green eyeholes, is... Minako. Wearing a nurse's outfit. With odd-shaped boobs and a shower cap over her hair, covered in whip cream. Oh boy.]

Ooooh, I think the patient is waaaaking~!

[Zidane, despite what anyone might expect, is a professional on the stage, camera, whatever, so aside from the bandages he looks completely normal - all the more contrast to Minako's extreme weirdness. At his cue, he groans just a little, then pauses for a second, then his eyes slowly slide open. He deliberately keeps them unfocused so he looks more spaced out than he is, and otherwise doesn't speak or move.]

Oh, good! He's awake!

[At this, Minako jiggles oh god over to the head of the bed, bending down as if to examine the patient.]

[Zidane deliberately keeps his face straight and mostly blank and boy IS IT HARD and his expression bleary; his voice is also muffled and slightly slurred. Okay he knew what he was getting into when he agreed to help with this but this is a lot harder than he expected it to be. BUT HE WILL NOT BREAK CHARACTER.] What's happening? Who are... you...

I'm your nurse! Nurse Eastman! And it is time...

[At this, she goes into her jiggly chest... and... procures...two Jellos. Of two different colors. Yup.]

For snack time~! Orange or lime?

I don't... remember... wanting to eat you...

[Suddenly, the sopa opera organ starts, and Minako lets out a gasp.] ...Oh...my stores! Mr. Lucent!!

[And he closes his eyes again.] I don't... know you...

Oh, but it's... all coming back to me now....moments of gold....flashes of... light...

[There's a sudden - unexpected, even - shift in Minako's attitude, judging by the suddenly genuine look of surprise on her face. She quickly stands up and abruptly walks out of the room. Actually, its almost as if she runs, to the point where the shower cap comes off.]

[Zidane breaks character for just a second, because that wasn't supposed to happen, was it? One eye, the one away from Cambot (but it can still be seen) opens for a second to look after her in utter confusion. What's going on?]

[And then the lights go out, and the music begins to play...]

( This is for everyone's benefit. Take our word for it. )

[Blink. Blink. Minako looks confused.]

...What just happened?

[Cambot is just hanging around the theatre deck keeping an eye on Nami as she works. It's kind of a mess, and she's getting it cleaned up.

She starts to sing while she works, looking a little surprised at first, then having fun with it, twirling a little when she walks.

When the song is over and she realizes Cambot was recording, she blushes a little and ducks her head, but hums while she continues to clean, occasionally singing in a low voice.]