2nd Void

[vainvoid]

[Well, the whole mirror universe fiasco is over. Everyone's back to normal... as well as this guy. Vanitas had been laying low the entire time, and is now starting to get bored. And becasue of this bordeom, he decides to adress the audience.]

Well, now that all that mirror universe crap is over, here's two questions for you all. One: Has anyone ever, i dunno, tried getting off this crate, or are you all so content with being lab rats that you're willing to stay here? And question two: Since this place takes away your powers, how do you keep from smashing your head against a wall?

Comments

[vainvoid]

[Get used to it Riku. He makes a mocking laugh at the last statement.]

So funny

[halfdarkened]

[Get used to it, Vanitas, Riku snarks. Its what he does.]

Just remember to use your helmet.

[vainvoid]

[And Vanitas uses foul language. It's what he does.]

I guess this is the Satellite of Wise-Asses. They're all crawling out of the woodwork. If you're not going to say anything useful, then quit talking to me.

[halfdarkened]

[Vanitas uses foul language! It's not very effective...]

I did. I explained what happens if you try to take the subpods out too far.

[vainvoid]

But you didn't answer the other question, which was how to relieve boredom on this place.

[halfdarkened]

An answer's just a reaction. Not a solution. But if you want a solution, try this. It works for most of us.

Use your imagination.

[vainvoid]

[And now comes the part where Vanitas' language starts to get worse. You're starting to annoy him Riku, but he keeps it internal.]

Listen asshole. I don't know or care what your problem is, but I asked a simple question and expect a simple answer. If you can't do that, then quit talking to me.

[halfdarkened]

[Riku just stares at him a moment. He then counts off on his fingers.]

Simple answer. Simple solution. Truthful solution.

Imagination's saved our sanity more than once around here. Try it.

[vainvoid]

Fine.