1 EEEEEVIL Chain (?)

[verygassy]

[...Oh. Oh boy. Its Min-Venus with the bracelets. And she is looking positively eeeeeeeeevil as she giggles and smirks!

oh god oh god oh god please let this work please let people think she is this evil. So lucky her evil self just tosses her diary wherever]

Well. You boys up there really want pain, don't you~? You want...an experiment~~? I'm sure I can arrange for that to happen.

[Giggle~]

So, fellow Deep 13ers? Who here is feeling especially evil today~~~? Perhaps enough to help a girl like me out~~~~~?

[i.e. Here's to hoping she's not the only one internally freaking out by this turn of events.]

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[sailorlaughter]

[Gasp!]

We can have an EXPERIMENT PARTY! I'll even ship them up some popcorn and cupcakes, it'll be so fun!

[Oh. Right. People turning evil.] ...just don't pick one of the reeeeeeeally bad ones, okay?

[verygassy]

...YES! PERFECT! We, uh, must do EEEEEVIL Popcorn and DEVILISH cupcakes! We shall have to work together to make this happen~! Yeeees??

[sailorlaughter]

It's been AGES since I made devil's food cupcakes!

[verygassy]

YES! DEVIL CUPCAKES!

Meet me in ten minutes in the kitchen in two minutes! We'll make the worst food ever~!

[sailorlaughter]

Okie-dokie-lokie!

[She might actually think this is a discussion of an evil-themed party, but she'll be there!]

[action]

[verygassy]

[She can kind of tell that Pinkie is not...evil. So she waits for her in the kitchen.

When Pinkie arrives, she lets out a sigh of relief.]

Pinkie! Thank goodness! Are you ok?

[sailorlaughter]

Yeppers, I'm a-okay! But Sora and Riku aren't! They were both totally acting like Discord got them!

[verygassy]

I don't think its Discord this time. Pinkie, I think this is another universe.

...A not good universe.

[sailorlaughter]

So how're we gonna fix it? We can't just go to the next universe, the Mads have the Satellite now! I mean, I've got a few ideas, but if they don't work they'll probably just make the evil people more mad!

[verygassy]

That's why we gotta be careful with what we do. We have to stick together and encourage the Mads up there somehow. Without, you know, looking like we're encouraging them. We gotta pretend we're really evil!

I mean...your ideas can't be that bad, right? What do you have?

[sailorlaughter]

I'm gonna sing them my Smile song! That always makes everypony in Ponyville happy! I'm just waiting until I've got a few super-secret hiding places set up, just in case!

Oh, and I really meant it about the Experiment Party! For the Mads, anyway, these ones are really nice!

[verygassy]

Good idea, though I'm worried about if you caught.

...

Though...

[Looking thoughtful.]

[sailorlaughter]

It's okay! I've been the Hide and Seek champion of Ponyville for years!

[verygassy]

...!

I GOT IT!

[sailorlaughter]

WHAT? WHAT IS IT?

[punsofiron]

[Minako's question about experiments suddenly triggers a shrill maniacal cackle as Liz comes up beside Minako wearing swirly goggles, a lab coat, and blue medical gloves]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!

Indeed great minds do think alike! Perhaps we shall subject them to more...Atlanta Nights?

[verygassy]

GAH--I-I mean, YES! Yes, that is perfect! Surely the fools on the SoL will be unable to riff themselves out of this riff raff!

...How did you even appear...

[punsofiron]

Hnnhnnhnnhnnhnn, yes, perfect! And then they shall know the true meaning of pain, and they will finally understand the might of Minako and...

DOCTOR LIZSANO! AAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! [Thunderclap!]

I lived with a ninja, you'd be amazed how much that shit rubs off on you.

[verygassy]

Venus.

The thunderclap come with the ninja?

[punsofiron]

Whatever.

Look I don't question your logic when you do....anything

[verygassy]

Yeah, whatever you too.

Point taken.

Let us take our insults elsewhere, hmm? Wouldn't want to bore our audience with your punniness. Or lack thereof.

[punsofiron]

Is that a challenge?

[sailorlaughter]

LIKE THIS!

[SUDDENLY, Pinkie!] I can't believe you figured out the tunnels here before me, Liz! You're gooooooooooood~!

[And then she ducks back into wherever she came from. Carry on!]

[milliondollarpipes]

An experiment? [He arches an eyebrow.] After all the shit they've pulled? Let's just shoot 'em and have it over with.

[...the sad part is that he would probably say the exact same thing regardless of current moral alignment.]

[verygassy]

Uh...but!

[Well. She gets the feeling Harvey's not on her side in secret, of course.]

You know our leaders forbid us to hurt them like that! Not until we're sure they've served their purpose and are fully broken!

[...That...that was what the Mads did right?]

[milliondollarpipes]

[He gives her a skeptical look. Even if that was a rule - and he doesn't remember it - what the fuck does he care? It's all just some stupid TV show anyway.]

...right. You just do that, kid.

[halfdarkened]

...

What is it and what's in it for me?

[verygassy]

[Oh, great.]

Oh, some especially horrible fun. Something that will make the schmucks up there wish they were never born~

As for what's in it for you...name your price and we'll see~

This feels so weird.

[halfdarkened]

Hmmm~ Seeing their pain might be worth it, but it'd better be good, honey.

But let's name a small price just in case, shall we? Since you've been acting awfully strange lately. Get me about 2 yards of red broadcloth and a half yard of black pleather.