32 Love Chains

[verygassy]

[Somewhere away from the Tom Servo and cafeteria decks thankfully for her in a random bathroom sink...]

Awwwwwwwwwww!! This is weird and isn't faaaaaaair!

[Frankly, if a...seashell could pout, this one would. As it is, it is trying to turn on the faucet of the sink. Alas, no arms, no luck. Thankfully a random hand pops out, plugs the sink and turns the faucet on for her, turning it off when the water is high enough.]

Aaaah! Thank you, Cambot...

[And with a flop the...seashell? splashes into the water. It glumly starts swimming in stationary circles.]

Why couldn't I be something people wouldn't be tempted to eat...

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[verygassy]

......Oh. Right.

[Letdown!]

[itsjustthebots]

Or even as a decoration for a tastefully-decorated bathroom! You know, like the kind you'd find in a slightly upscale seafood place in Northern California! Automatic sinks and soap dispensers, maybe a bit of rustic paint on the mirror, sand dollars in a little basket...

[verygassy]

...But I don't want to be a bathroom decoration...

[itsjustthebots]

No? Well, how about a large glass jar in an upscale office?

Or--Oh, oh! I know! You could work as the clamshell for 'The Birth of Venus' in a "Living Art" stage production at Laguna Beach! You'd really get a chance to show off your amazing acting chops!

[verygassy]

Gah!?--

[Wait, no, don't be too worried!]

...I mean...you think I could?

[itsjustthebots]

Sure thing! Can't get much more authentic than that!