[...oh dear god, what is he wearing?]

Please, H&M is a horrible place with cheaply-made everything. I'm talking something a little bit more upscale.

[Alice puts her hands on her hips. Back down? Yeah right.] Mmhmm, this is coming from someone who surely knows how to make an impression. Honestly, you should let me come down there and do something about your...jacket.

[She supposes it's a jacket although she can't tell from the blinding color.]