[Spike beams -- someone recognizes him! "Sea monster", sheesh.]

Interests? Uh, let's see... I spend most of my time in Ponyville helping Twilight take care of the library and her research. I like... [Cooking and piano are the first two things that come to mind, but it feels a little weird to admit to such not-exactly-manly pursuits right off the bat. So he settles for:] Goofing around with my friends, I guess? Oh, and announcing!