Hexfield Visitor

[epicfrizz]

[There's something coming in on the Hexfield viewscreen!

It appears to be a short, yellow school bus...with rockets? There are no children on board, just a woman with crazy orange hair and a lizard on her shoulders. She looks up from her console and waves, clearly delighted, before honking the horn.

The viewscreen zooms in on her. She has her messy orange hair in a bun and appears to be wearing an outfit covered in planets and stars, her earrings (however) are a pair of Sputnik 1 satellites.]

Good morning, space cadets!

I hope you don't mind me passing by your satellite. I was doing a routine inspection of the bus's orbital stability and rocket boosters when I noticed your lovely ship and just had to get a closer look!

[She looks at the lizard]

It's a shame the class isn't here, Liz, I would love to teach them about satellites. Hmm, I might have to make a note of that. We've already been to space once, but as I always say "there's always room for more space!"

[Did her earrings just glow briefly?]

Oh, but I suppose you all know all about satellites seeing as you are aboard one right now.

Comments

[itsjustthebots]

Actually, for having lived here all my life, I don't know all that much about satellites!

And oh, when your red lights are flashing in space, does that mean all asteroids have to stop?

[punsofiron]

[Oh. My. God. Liz is trying to hide the feeling of the epic nostalgiabomb that just got dropped on her right now.]

Liz is a good name for a lizard. Or for anything, really.

[youreallweirdos]

Ah, an educational vehicle. That. Is a sight for sore eyes.

lemme know if this is too fourth-wall-y XD

[liefeldisgod]

DUUUUUUUDE!

I totally wanted you as my teacher when I was a kid!

[sailorlaughter]

[GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASP! Pinkie runs to the nearest window and presses against it, peering out and waving frantically.] OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH! You have a flying bus! And a lizard!

[thirteenth_brat]

[A flying school bus... If Roxas hadn't seen other odd things flying, he might assume there was something wrong with his tea. As it is, he still gives the cup a suspicious look.]

Unfortunately, we don't all know much of anything about satellites. And all we'd really like to know about this one is how to get off of it.

[cleverkit]

[Ack, it's practically a pop quiz, and she hasn't studied! Even if she hasn't actually been to a formal school for a long while, that's no excuse for not at least knowing the basics.]

Um, satellites... orbit planets and stuff, right?

[alleyenobrain]

So--you're... some sort of, of space expert, you are? [He squints at her, dubious]

Hardly think there can be more space. Kind of endless. Hardly enough things to even fill it with, sort of astounding.

[wefallinsilence]

[Ienzo wouldn't really say he knows all about satellites, but he knows enough to understand them and to understand what one should and shouldn't do while on them. Which is perhaps enough and gives a sort of 'more or less' nod.]

[saint_sami]

Wow... you have a bus that flies?!

[Granted, her best friend is a cabbit that turns into a spaceship, but hey! She's eight...plus 700!]

[game_over_pal]

I know enough about satellites to know that this satellite probably violates like a hundred interplanetary laws back in the Lylat system.

[Totally glaring at the lizard btw 8|]

[verygassy]

...Wow, how'd you get your school bus to work like that?

[halfdarkened]

...That's the strangest gummi ship I've ever seen.