Oh, I know, but that doesn't usually stop me from bragging on my daughter. I mean, how can I help it when she's just so cute and growing bigger every day? My friend Roy doesn't appreciate it, that's for sure. Then again, he never even understood why I went on about my wife either. I keep telling him he needs to get a woman of his own but he never listens.

You should tell me more about it sometime. I'd love the advice.