Uh-huuuh. Just a small one! And it's locked right now.
[Uh-oh Maes...you may have piqued Gypsy's interest now that she can talk shop at someone!] Oh! Well, the whole ship is approximately two and a half football fields long and six squash courts wide and has the exact same height as twice the submarine in Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea. It's powered by nitro-prophyl trypolodene cubed which as you know is easily produced by a fusion of glycoprophene and dihydrogen monoxide and liquid nitrogen! Fuel lines are 92% stable except in the case of certain wormholes in which case their interaction with Asimov particles can cause breakdowns in the fabric of space/time and the laws of physics. Food and water are synthesized out of a simple process of combining nucleotides with electrized molecules in an Bohrized environment and then you add the salt and vinegar. Most surfaces are ten parts steel, five parts aluminum, five parts copper alloy, four parts titanium, four parts platicine multitier, three parts chinola and two parts that other stuff; except for outer hulls which are also six parts unobtanium. There's twelve decks in total, with flights of stairs and elevators inbetween them, plus a series of highly confusing ducts between every floor, sprinkled places with steep grades and dangerous spinning fans. Most parts were constructed in 1984, with a select few also from 1966 and then one of the beds is from the 18th century. There are heat shields and solar panels infused onto the outer hull plus a satellite dish on a closed-circuit channel. There is a steady supply of oxygen, liquid oxygen, liquid nitrogen, oxygen nitrogen and American cheese, recycled twice monthly. Power systems run at optimum on Sunday afternoons when not hampered by tectonic plate movement and TI calculators. The ship's computers process at a rate of ten dancing hamster gifs per minute and hold two pirated movies' worth of memory. A self-destruct button was installed but I haven't been able to figure out where it is.
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Uh-huuuh. Just a small one! And it's locked right now.
[Uh-oh Maes...you may have piqued Gypsy's interest now that she can talk shop at someone!] Oh! Well, the whole ship is approximately two and a half football fields long and six squash courts wide and has the exact same height as twice the submarine in Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea. It's powered by nitro-prophyl trypolodene cubed which as you know is easily produced by a fusion of glycoprophene and dihydrogen monoxide and liquid nitrogen! Fuel lines are 92% stable except in the case of certain wormholes in which case their interaction with Asimov particles can cause breakdowns in the fabric of space/time and the laws of physics. Food and water are synthesized out of a simple process of combining nucleotides with electrized molecules in an Bohrized environment and then you add the salt and vinegar. Most surfaces are ten parts steel, five parts aluminum, five parts copper alloy, four parts titanium, four parts platicine multitier, three parts chinola and two parts that other stuff; except for outer hulls which are also six parts unobtanium. There's twelve decks in total, with flights of stairs and elevators inbetween them, plus a series of highly confusing ducts between every floor, sprinkled places with steep grades and dangerous spinning fans. Most parts were constructed in 1984, with a select few also from 1966 and then one of the beds is from the 18th century. There are heat shields and solar panels infused onto the outer hull plus a satellite dish on a closed-circuit channel. There is a steady supply of oxygen, liquid oxygen, liquid nitrogen, oxygen nitrogen and American cheese, recycled twice monthly. Power systems run at optimum on Sunday afternoons when not hampered by tectonic plate movement and TI calculators. The ship's computers process at a rate of ten dancing hamster gifs per minute and hold two pirated movies' worth of memory. A self-destruct button was installed but I haven't been able to figure out where it is.
And I know Richard Basehart would be proud!