[And...here is Minako again. Man, she keeps disappearing lately, doesn't she? And--what is that red thing she's tossing aside off camera? It looks like a mask--]

GUYS!

[...Well, must not have been important. That box she's holding looks interesting, though, and Minako herself looks fired up.]

Sorry I've been incommunicado, but this was super important! I was waiting on a package from Earth, and it finally arrived in third-class mail!

[And thus she unwraps it. One might notice that there is a sticker on it - a clue to the recipient. And as she rips open the box, her eyes widen slightly at the contents. It could be in awe. It could be horror. It could be both.]

Everyone...I have it. We have it. And there's only one thing we can do with it.

[And slowly she raises up the item in the box. It is....a video tape dramatically marked "THE EXPERIMENT THAT GOT KIND OF CLOSE TO BREAKING HUMANITY BUT NOT TOTALLY! DO NOT EVER WATCH!"

Underneath those words are smaller, less obvious words: "BE KIND, REWIND".]

We have to watch this.