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[itsjustamike]

[Mike shows up on Cambot, now dressed in a long instructor wizard's robe. It looks a little big on him, and he looks a bit confused about it all. He waves.]

Um, hey everyone! Is it just me, or has it gotten a lot colder around here?

[And then he discovers a scroll in one of his robe pockets.] ...And according to this scroll, I am now qualified to teach. Huuuuh.

[There's a long pause.]

So. What do you guys what me to teach? 'Cause I mean, the only thing I remember how to do from high school or college was how to make those baking soda bombs.

Comments

[itsjustamike]

So you didn't get a little thingie saying you can teach now too, did you?

[fatedcircle]

I didn't.

[itsjustamike]

Got it. Huh, I wonder if I should get a candy jar or something.

[fatedcircle]

[(A... candy jar?)]

For what?

[itsjustamike]

Well, you know! When students are good and get answers correct and don't throw wadded up toilet paper around, you give 'em candy as a reward.

[fatedcircle]

I'm not sure you'll need one here.

[itsjustamike]

You really think everyone here's that well-behaved?

[fatedcircle]

No one's insisting on classes.

[itsjustamike]

Maybe not. Just tryin' to get into the spirit of things.

[fatedcircle]

Odd way to do it.