Not exactly the same, but I guess it's close.

[Snark is fine. Fun even. As to the staff, it feels heavy enough that a good solid hit could fracture someone's skull. However, it is just wood and the possibility of having it get set on fire is another reason to consider replacing it as soon as possible.]

I know the Moogles are good at setting up shop in odd places, but I can't really see them coming here. Not by choice anyway.