itsjustthebots: (Crow - I'm different!)
The Bots ([personal profile] itsjustthebots) wrote in [community profile] itsjustcambot2013-03-16 05:40 pm

The source of the craziness!

[Guess who’s onscreen now! It’s Crow, looking mighty pleased with himself.]

Hey, everybody! Sure is good to be back in our own universe, isn’t it? Gosh, evil me was such a jerk! Not like the real me!

But there was one thing I remembered that evil me did back in the universe of evil...and I went to check it out in this universe, and whaddaya know, it was in the exact same place!

[Crow holds up something...it’s the Twin-Screw Universal Controller!]

Turns out, this thing was in the back of my closet the entire time! Crazy, huh? I bet if we messed with these little switch things, something neat might happen.

--[All of a sudden, the screen goes staticy. After a moment of fuzz and white noise, a new figure appears on the screen...it’s Joel again! He looks like he’s in the cockpit of some very handmade-looking ship.]

Hey everyone, it’s Joel again! Good to see you back and all. After that blast disabled all my systems and you guys vanished, I had to fly back down to Earth and get started on some major repairs. Now I did a little fenangling with Gizmonic while you were gone, so you shouldn’t have an issue with him trying to blow you or me out of orbit anymore. But these repairs took a real long time and I just don’t have the power to get up there that super quicklike.

But I just wanted to let you know: don’t touch that Twin-Screw Universal Controller! The controller’s malfunctioning, and that’s why it’s been bringing all of you people in and causing all that weird stuff to happen in the first place. I’m gonna try my best to get up there and fix it so you can all go on your way. But until then, just hang tight! Or hang loose. Whichever’s easier for you to do.

[The feed cuts out, and static returns to the screen. After another moment of fuzz and noise, Crow comes back on screen.]--

--Oh cool, Joel’s comin’ back! So anyway! You guys think I should pull the right switch first or the left one?
thirteenth_brat: (Huh?!)

[personal profile] thirteenth_brat 2013-03-17 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
You've got to be kidding me. He just got done telling us not to play with that thing.
thirteenth_brat: (Hnnnn)

[personal profile] thirteenth_brat 2013-03-17 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
Do you have any idea what the odds of that are?
thirteenth_brat: (Hnnnn)

[personal profile] thirteenth_brat 2013-03-17 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
Then why are you playing with that?
thirteenth_brat: (You die now)

[personal profile] thirteenth_brat 2013-03-17 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
Out of how many thousands of possibilities, you think we have a good chance of getting the one thing we need? What is wrong with you?
thirteenth_brat: (You die now)

[personal profile] thirteenth_brat 2013-03-17 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
Crow, I will end you if you throw that switch.
sailorlaughter: (Mind BLOWN)

[personal profile] sailorlaughter 2013-03-17 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
The right! Nono, wait, the left! No -

Can you pull both of them?
sailorlaughter: (I...what?)

[personal profile] sailorlaughter 2013-03-17 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
BOLDBIG AWESOME WHAT DID IT unbigunbold oh wait! I think I know what it did!
sailorlaughter: (think)

[personal profile] sailorlaughter 2013-03-18 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno! It's not doing it now!
sailorlaughter: (Ooooooh...)

[personal profile] sailorlaughter 2013-03-20 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
Huh...BOLD OKAY WOW IT WORKED UNBOLD! That's italics weeeeeeeeird unitalics!
Edited (I had to close my...fake HTML tags...) 2013-03-20 05:33 (UTC)
halfdarkened: (Facepalm)

[personal profile] halfdarkened 2013-03-17 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
Crow, did you even listen to what Joel said?
halfdarkened: HAIRCUT (Default)

[personal profile] halfdarkened 2013-03-17 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
And NOT to touch the controller.

I just spent the last, what, week and a half as a horrible human being, and you did too. ...Well, a bot at least. That thing could cause a lot of trouble.
halfdarkened: (Say What?)

[personal profile] halfdarkened 2013-03-17 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
Or it could knock out his engines entirely, you know.
halfdarkened: (Not talking to you.)

[personal profile] halfdarkened 2013-03-17 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
Won't know until we die, right?
halfdarkened: (Explaining)

[personal profile] halfdarkened 2013-03-18 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Good. It may not be.